Mom:	Put up on Facebook that you're going in for surgery tomorrow so you won't be able to return calls or texts until you get out.
Me:	Why on Facebook?
Mom:	You were getting A LOT of texts today!
Me:	That wasn't from Facebook.
Mom:	It's not?
Me:	People on Facebook don't even know I exist.
Mom:	Well tell those people that aren't from Facebook that you're going in for surgery tomorrow.
Me:	They know.