So now that they somehow practically chopped my olfactory nerve on the left side and I can’t smell anything unless it’s a centimeter away from my nose, maybe my roommates can lead normal female lives and use perfumes and stuff without me dying on them. /had extremely sensitive sense of smell

Except it’s strange how they only snipped at my LEFT one, but I can’t smell out of EITHER side of the nose, and every time I ask about it, the neurosurgeon practically says, “LOL YOUR OTHER SIDE WILL COMPENSATE SOONER OR LATER LOL BUT YOUR SURGERY WENT AMAZINGLY WELL” without actually telling me they woops snipped it and woops it’s not going to grow back.

Let’s see if this is going to “recover,” because food is tasting pretty bland right now.  On a positive note, I can drink disgusting tea because I can’t taste it much because I don’t smell much of it…